It’s the dude’s birthday, he deserves a poem right?
Justin, you’re 20, congrats man. It’s time
to focus on 2014, 20
13 wasn’t a good year for you. Own
it. Embrace it. Make more music people hate.
Get back in everyone’s money grabbing
good graces. Do that thing you do that makes
young girls swoon. Have a thunder dome style
battle with One Direction. Impregnate Selena Gomez.
Just cause. Have fun with 2014. Stop
throwing eggs and start throwing dollars
in the bank. Make Canada proud. It’s time
they have something other than hockey.
Give Usher his credibility back.
It’s all I can think about when I watch
the voice. I don’t know where this is go-
ing Biebs. Bottom line, stop doing stupid
shit man. It’s making the 5 pm
news so much more depressing Justin,
On weirder levels. Happy Birthday man.
don’t die tonight. Or do. Whatever.