I’m a big white dude. Me dancing is not pretty. Even the times in my life when I was a skinny twig (My weight ranges in extremes) I didn’t dance.

I’ve always made efforts. It’s just that they sort of look like this:

My family are not dancers (notable exception being my sister). I come from a long line of sit and drink then grab the mike and start drunkenly sing along-ers. My family memories consist of a big circle and people singing along to songs like American Pie or God Bless the USA.

As for me, now, I only really dance when I’m drunk. If I am dating a girl that loves dancing I have to be sufficiently inebriated before I step on the dance floor and deliver my hitch magic. That’s just the way it is.

Check out what these people wrote:

  1. of dancing with strange men | Anawnimiss
  2. Throwback Thursday | Rima Hassan
  3. Daily Prompt: Let’s Dance-Psychology Behind Moving Our Body | Journeyman
  4. Daily Prompt: Let’s Dance | Under the Monkey Tree
  5. Dancers in the Barren | Exploratorius
  6. Daily Prompt: Let’s Dance | tnkerr-Writing Prompts and Practice
  7. Let’s Dance! Daily Prompt | alienorajt
  8. DP Daily Prompt: Let’s Dance | Sabethville
  9. Dancing On The Beach | The Ambitious Drifter
  10. Let’s Get Our Legs Bruised | Knowledge Addiction
  11. Flamenco | Foto Challenge
  12. Daily Prompt – Let’s Dance | I Hope You’re Taking Notes
  13. Daily Prompt: Let’s Dance | seikaiha’s blah-blah-blah
  14. Songs for Me and Only Me | Daily Prompt: Let’s Dance | likereadingontrains
  15. Tip and The Daily Prompt: Mom Taught Me The Chaleston | The Jittery Goat
  16. in concert, there ought | y
  17. annie | yi-ching lin photography
  18. Dancing Insults My Intelligence | Bumblepuppies
  19. …put on your red shoes and dance the blues | thoughtsofrkh
  20. Ring My Bell | Greg Urbano
  21. Full speed ahead | Crap I Blog About
  22. My Two Left Feet
  23. 269. Lord of the Dance | Barely Right of Center
  24. Cadence | La Gatita Oscura
  25. Put The Big Floppy Hat Down And Dance | Lisa’s Kansa Muse
  26. Jive… | Hope* the happy hugger
  27. Not Dancing | Maria For Real
  28. Daily Prompt: Dance | EmeraldCity
  29. Daily Prompt: Let’s Dance | Chronicles of an Anglo Swiss
  30. WordPress daily prompt: Let’s Dance | I solemnly swear i am upto no good!
  31. Solace | Prose of the Frequently Amused
  32. Dance On! | Life Confusions
  33. Daily Prompt: Being a Dancer! | All Things Cute and Beautiful
  34. Daily Prompt: An Ode to Dancing Memories | melanielynngriffin
  35. Broken Dreams? | Tale of Two Tomatoes
  36. DP: Let’s Dance – As the End Draws Near | aliabbasali
  37. DANCING PAINTED PONIES | SERENDIPITY
  38. Happy 30th Birthday, Daddy! | Beez Giftz
  39. Dance on and on and on and on | Emotional Fitness
  40. In the Mood | I’m a Writer, Yes I Am
  41. Movement | The Land Slide Photography
  42. Memories of Dancing | Flowers and Breezes
  43. Daring to Dance in the Early Days | This Is Real Life
  44. Make them laugh | Life is great
  45. I Love You All! | Views Splash!
  46. Yellow Shirts and the Hokey-Pokey | …Then Came Dance
  47. Dancing in the Kitchen | Monica’s Musings
  48. Daily Prompt: Dance | Different Isn’t Wrong, It’s Just Different
  49. Daily Prompt: Let’s Dance | kimmcnulty
  50. Dancing with Dreams | snapshotsofawanderingheart
  51. I’ve Danced and Once! | Views Splash!
  52. Chubby Cheeks & Chubby Checker | bemuzin
  53. On the Road to Regionals… Literally! | It’s a wonderful F’N life
  54. Alley Cat | The Zombies Ate My Brains
  55. Daily Prompt: Doing the Hustle | Morrighan’s Muse
  56. Dance to the rhythm in your heart | sunny side dreamers
  57. Dance: Daily Post | Destino
  58. Dance your Dreams Out | Nerd.Laugh.Love
  59. Dance Dance Baybee!! | My pitter patter wordfaLL 🙂
  60. Feb Photo Challenge 27 | Queenie
  61. Waltzing Mildred | Musings of a Soul Eclectic
  62. LET’S DANCE! | Francine In Retirement
  63. Dancing With Girls! | My Musings | WANGSGARD.COM
  64. dancing days | eastelmhurst.a.go.go
  65. Good Old Mountain Music | Menimèse Creare
  66. Movement- Daily Prompt | The Rider
  67. Daily Prompt: Let’s Dance |
  68. You Lost WHAT On The Dance Floor?! | I AGREE with you but…
  69. Dancing On My Own… | Cabernet In The Dark
  70. The Lament | Blue Loft
  71. Let’s dance | Fictionalism
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