This probably doesn’t deserve exclamation points. I got a new laptop because when I got to the office today and turned the old one on, half the screen was white. So, I scurried down to walmart, picked out the cheapest actually laptop, and here I am.
Welcome to the empty recesses of my mind! I'm a recent college graduate realizing a Creative Writing degree was a bad idea. Give me a pity like.
Or you could check out the about sections (on the front page and about this author page) on my blog to learn a little more about me. Whatever.